There are secret codes to everything, and the trick is just to unlock them. The second trick is to make sure that once you learn them, you don't ignore the signs and codes. What do I mean by ...
10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Teenage Daughter -- Duncan Kelly
As fathers, we are usually not very good at communicating with our teenage daughters. We can get by, to an extent, by remaining silent as much as possible. Sometimes, though, we have to answer ...
How to Get Your Wife to Like You -- Duncan Kelly
Most marriages start well, and the couple is happy for awhile, maybe even a few years, but then the chemistry starts to fade, and after awhile things settle down into a bit of a rut. Sometimes the ...
Why Having a Laugh is So Important -- Duncan Kelly
We all know the importance of exercise to get our circulation going, strengthen our muscles and keep us mentally sharp, but what about the internal aerobics we should be doing, called laughter? ...
12 Things You Say to Your Teenagers That Are a Total Waste of Breath -- Duncan Kelly
It's a strange fact of life that we say things to our teenagers, that we know beyond a shadow of a doubt, they will totally ignore. Yet we continue to say these things in the vain hope that they ...
10 Good Things to Say to Your Wife -- Duncan Kelly
We all know that there are certain things you should never say to your wife, but what about the things that you should be saying to your wife? It's easy to say the wrong thing, but with a bit of ...
How Do You Fix Stuff Without Losing Your Mind? -- Duncan Kelly
Working with my hands was never my strong point. But I can get by, enough to muster the confidence to tackle small jobs. That is, until the forces of nature conspire against me... The vacuum cleaner ...
10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife -- Duncan Kelly
Wives can be touchy at times. That's when the going's good. Other times there are things you really don't wanna say. To ensure your continued marital bliss, here are some things you want ...
10 Things to Say in an Elevator If You Want to Ride Alone -- Duncan Kelly
Riding in a crowded elevator can be quite a pain. Sure, everyone needs to get where they are going, but they would also benefit health wise if they used the stairs. Then you could enjoy the airy ...
Joys of a Used Car -- Duncan Kelly
My 1988 VW is not just a used car. It is also a previously abused car. There's bits of airconditioner left bolted on in the engine compartment with big gaps where the working bits should have ...
I Don't Do Mornings -- Duncan Kelly
Some people are morning people. They get up before the sun rises and they go for a run around the local golf course, scaring the bird trying to get the first worm. They get back home for breakfast ...
Give me quotes for a teacher to a student -- answers.yahoo.com
I want to advice my student, so give me some famous quotes from a teacher to a student.
Can you tell me some funny teacher jokes or stories -- answers.yahoo.com
I have a site which is linked to teaching and I would like to add a Teacher Humour page. I would like some good jokes or stories about teachers and teaching... Thank you so much.
Any funny stories about first day at school for pupils or teachers -- answers.yahoo.com
Im looking for funny stories about your first day at High School either as a pupil or as a teacher. In particular anything that happened in Enlgish or Music departments, but any subject is fine.
Laughter Beats Stress -- Scott Wells
You should incorporate some humor in your life. What would it be like to go around in a serious state of mind all the time? You've got to laugh sometime. Laughter is good medicine for you and you ...
Having a Healthy Sense of Humor Can Add Years to Your Life -- Paul Vann
A good laugh is all we need nowadays, besides with all of the challenges we are faced with in life is cause for laughter. Whether it is the financial crisis, economic meltdown, lack of credit in the ...
Things You Should Never Do in Front of a CCTV Security Camera -- Nahshon Roberts
What do you do when confronted with the sight of a CCTV security camera? Do you go on as if it is a speck on the wall worthy of your attention as a, well, speck on the wall? Do you ponder it for a ...
Why I'm a Teacher -- Daris Howard
It was graduation day at the university where I work, and a beautiful day it was, quite unlike the first graduation I attended as a young professor. I recall that at that one the cold south wind had ...
Perpetual Emotion Machine -- Robin T. Day
Are you a perpetual emotion machine? Something to coincider.
Yesterday I Counted to Eternity, Twice. -- Robin Tim Day
Yesterday I counted to eternity, twice!
18 Funny Friendship Quotes To Make You Laugh -- Noel Jameson
No one can make you laugh quite the way your friends can, and there's nothing like sharing a few funny friendship quotes with those closest to you to make your day shine a bit brighter. Here are ...
12 Johnny Carson Quotes to Celebrate His Birthday -- Noel Jameson
Who wouldn't want to read some Johnny Carson quotes? Especially during the month of his birthday! After all, this beloved entertainer made us laugh and, eventually, made us cry. These 12 Johnny ...
11 Benny Hill Quotes to Celebrate The Birth of Laughter -- Noel Jameson
Ready to laugh with some Benny Hill quotes? Alfred "Alfie" Hill (the comedian we lovingly refer to as "Benny Hill) was born on January 21, 1924. He was one of the few men in the world who could tick ...
15 Short Funny Quotes for Humor Month -- Noel Jameson
April is "Humor Month" and the very first day of this very month is loved by pranksters and jokers everywhere. To honor this comical time of year, we're fondly revisiting fifteen short funny ...
16 Mark Twain Quotes for Humor Month -- Noel Jameson
There are some things that can be said about all Mark Twain quotes, regardless of which one it is you're referring to. One, they're witty. Yes, Mr. Twain was one witty character. Two, they ...
16 Funny Quotes to Celebrate Mother's Day -- Noel Jameson
Moms definitely have their humorous moments and these 16 funny quotes are testimony to the laughs that mothers often enjoy (and sometimes endure). This Mother's Day, share these funny quotes with ...
11 Funny Quotes to Celebrate Father's Day -- Noel Jameson
With Father's Day right around the corner, I thought it'd be the perfect time to share some funny quotes that will be sure to get dad laughing. After all, some say that laughter is the best ...
15 Funny Quotes To Celebrate Joke Day -- Noel Jameson
If laughter is the best medicine, then funny quotes are my prescription of choice. After all, who couldn't use a good laugh or two? Help spread the Joke Day celebration and share these 15 funny ...
16 Funny Quotes to Celebrate National Smile Week -- Noel Jameson
If there's one thing funny quotes can do well, it's make us smile and laugh. So what better time to whip out some of the funniest quotes ever than during National Smile Week? Don't get ...
How Many Psychiatrists Does it Take -- Mac
How Many Psychiatrists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change!
Who done it? -- Robin Tim Day BSc MSc BEd
Who crunches corn flakes, drowns rice crispies in milk and throws oatmeal in boiling water?..... The cereal killer!
T-Shirt Slogans......1 -- Robin Day
Rudolph the red-nose mutant had a very freaky nose
5 Rules For How To Write A Classic One-Liner Joke -- Sandy Marcus
I'm a psychologist, not a professional comedy writer (After all, how funny is this first sentence?). But when, about 20 years ago, I took up to an hour each day (and I mean, for 365 days) just to ...
Top Six Printer Jokes -- James Kara Murat
Just when you thought computer literate people could not be more condescending about those less fortunate computer illiterates, and I do mean that with a certain amount of sarcasm, they come out with ...
Teachers jokes -- answers.yahoo.com
Do you know some school jokes? The funniest jokes get 10 points. Here is an example: Teacher: - Better close the window. I may throw you all out. Teacher: - If you're not going to talk, sit down. ...
joke -- Laura W Rice
So the kindergarten teacher is asking the names of animals with their pictures on the wall and one kids points and says " it's a 'fricking elephant!". He had to repeat it several times before ...
Re: Anyone got a good clean joke about retirement? -- The Arrogant One
DEFINITION OF RETIREMENT Monday through Friday: Faithfully watch Judge Judy, Hawaii Five-0, Perry Mason, Little House on the Prarie, Quince, etc., etc. Saturday and Sunday: rest
Teachers & kids jokes -- answers.yahoo.com
What’s the difference between a headteacher and a packet of toffees? People like toffees What did one maths book say to the other? “Boy, have I got problems” The first form were being taught to say ...
Harry Potter series: Good news/Bad News joke -- answers.yahoo.com
Add another line or so ... copy the line before you to continue the joke. ________________________________ Good News: Bertie Bots has a new flavour. Bad News: It was suggested by Looney Luna Lovegood ...
100 ways to order a pizza the fun way -- answers.yahoo.com
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. ...
For Teachers! Any funny stories you yould like to share? -- answers.yahoo.com
Kids say and do the darndest things. What are some funny things that have happened in your own classroom? What have you heard kids say that made you and your co-teachers laugh? RSS2JAVA
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Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! Because they're st##id, that's why. That's ...
English Lesson 2? - (joke) -- answers.yahoo.com
the teacher asks the class to make a sentence with the word 'fascinate' in it. Little Mary says, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." ...
- Re: English Lesson 2? - (joke) -- Ann & Warren
Funny ,it make me laugh especially when i had a busy day.
Jokes For Jay Leno: Celebrity Jokes -- John T Jones, Ph.D.
I’ve noted that Jay Leno is still hurting for jokes. This is the third of my helpful articles providing original jokes to poor Ol’ Jay. This time I’ve decided to use one of Jay’s favorite topics, ...
Irish Slang -- Jim
Hows it going? I am try to collect as much of the Irish slang phrases as possible. Would be interested to see if you lot can help me expand the list. Link: http://irishslang.blogspot.com/ Cheers, Jim
My Favorite Top 10 Comedy TV Shows -- Paul Venier
Well, being a child of the 50's and 60's, I can definitely say that I have been watching, absorbing and enjoying Comedy TV Shows pretty much since their inception. I can also say that, beyond ...
The Power Of Fun -- TheDream.com
“Man, I wish we could get rid of him. What a pain in the butt!” exclaimed the president of my burgeoning natural foods company. “Yeah, I wish! But we can’t. He brings in too much money. The owner ...
Humor – Our Sixth Sense To Overcome Life's Troubles -- Doug Dvorak
Many human beings believe we only have five senses, sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. But I believe our higher power has given us a Sixth Sense - the connective power of humor, to reach into ...
Laughter Alone Is The Solution - No Jokes -- Sebastien Gendry
Can one be happy and stay positive in such a stressful and challenging world? My friends and I regularly answer to the top of our lungs with an affirmative “yes!” at the end of every laughter session ...
Retirement Jokes -- Kevin Stith
Retirement is a very crucial phase in a person's life and it needs to be taken in a lighter vein. Most people feel grouchy and uncertain about life after retirement. Retirement ought to be ...
Why Wait For Someone Else To Create Really Funny Jokes? -- Graham Parry
Let's face it, we all love a laugh. We need funny events, funny jokes, comedy shows, cartoons, or even just listening to someone with an infectious laugh, because when we laugh it's ...
Humor In Relationships -- Michele Rogers
A good laugh never killed anyone. Well at least none that have been reported. Besides doctors say now a days that it can bring down blood pressure and sure make one feel a lot better. Besides ...
Louse Joke -- Robin T. Day B.Sc. M.Sc. B.Ed.
A louse (or flea) woke up one evening only to find his human had died! ``That´s just my typical bad luck``, he complained,`` I wake up hungry and dinner is cold!`` Copyright Robin Tim Day Feb. 27 ...
What do you say to an Octopus? -- Robin Tim Day BSc MSc BEd.
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
Jest Practices: Best Practices for Humor in the Workplace -- Craig Harrison
Most agree that humor in the workplace can have beneficial effects. Yet not all humor is good humor. The challenge: how to interject appropriate humor and fun into our serious jobs without hurting ...
Standup Comedians Its Not Just Jokes -- David Fishman
Some people might say you are witty. When making a joke your friends seem to laugh. It seems it is something you take pleasure in doing and when people chuckle sometimes it is the ultimate prize. You ...
Why Do College Comedians Suck? -- Brandon Mendelson
In November of 2001, I found myself standing in front of at least fifty Alfred State College students who were attending my comedy show. After the President of the college, Bill Rezak, decided not to ...
Top Three Things Speakers You Can Learn From Stand-Up Comedians -- Leigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant
A duck and a platypus walked into a bar… Starting your presentation off with a joke can be a good way to grab your audience’s attention. But there are three other really good lessons you can learn ...
The World's First Comedian? -- Rix Quinn
If you ever saw Aristophanes live on stage, you must be sincerely old. That’s because he appeared around 400 B.C., and back then the videos were pretty bad. This amazing Greek dramatist knew how to ...
Stand Up Comedian or Bubble Blower? -- Matt Canham
I got an email from a friend of mine here not so long ago. He is late 20s - a few years younger than me - and in this email, he told me how he had taught himself to swim. He explained in great detail ...
How to Unleash Your Inner Comedian -- Doug Stevenson
Where did we learn that we have to be serious all the time to be taken seriously? In my experience, it’s just not true. When people laugh, they learn. With this in mind, let’s explore how you can be ...
Lesson from Improv Comedy: Have More Fun! -- Avish Parashar
One of the most powerful ways to improve the quality of your work, relationships, and life, is to have more fun. And this doesn’t mean just having fun in your free time, when you are away from work. ...
Life Is A Great Joke -- Arvind Katoch
Like is a great joke most of the times, however the problem is that most of people live this joke very seriously. Life is given to us by God for enjoying and creating fun in life. Whereas we all see ...
- Re: Life Is A Great Joke -- Larrrie White
Hello I love what you have to say in your piece. I am 52 years old and I am just discovering some of the things you say. Love Soul Bro
Valentine's Day Jokes -- Sean Carter
If you are looking for a few good laughs on Valentine's Day, then some Valentine's Day jokes are just right for you. Laughter is always a good medicine and bet you know it. So if you are ...
Laugh and the Work World Laughs With You -- Craig Harrison
Many of today's work environments are rife with moody bosses and co-workers, repetitive tasks and unpredictable market pressures. Stress abounds. Managers often tell me they can’t afford the time ...
Jest Practices: Best Practices for Humor in the Workplace -- Craig Harrison
Most agree that humor in the workplace can have beneficial effects. Yet not all humor is good humor. The challenge: how to interject appropriate humor and fun into our serious jobs without hurting ...
Black Friday -- C Weaver
Another Thanksgiving meal devoured and here I sit with a back that is thrown out. I would love to be able to tell you that I injured my lumbar region playing a game of full contact football with a ...
Laughing All the Way to Keep the Doctor Away -- Wain Roy
No one on earth would love to visit a doctor in all his sanity. But no matter how much we hate to knock at the Doc’s door, something or the other takes us right there. And the visits increase with ...
Growing Old In A Red Miata -- Tim Knox
I just had a birthday. Let me correct that: I just had ANOTHER birthday. Before you start congratulating me on making it through yet another year with most of my hair and a fair number of my own ...
A Christmas Of Good Intentions -- Tim Knox
If the Christ child had been born in a mall instead of a manger, we would not be celebrating Christmas today. The Three Wise Men would have never found a place to park. Then again, everyone knows you ...
The Four Letters Between PG & R -- Tim Knox
When I was a kid, there were certain words you just didn't say in front of your parents, or any grownup suspected of being a parental snitch. Swear words, my mama called them, cuss words, words ...
Fall Flings -- Bridgitte Williams
Fall is a wonderful time of year. The weather is usually pleasant and mild. The leaves change colors and give us a free show that only nature can provide. The view is spectacular. Some people get to ...
Humor Makes It Happen -- Gary Le Mon
I’m often asked, “How important is humor in a Safe Money Seminar? Can’t I just deliver the content without trying to get laughs?” Yes you can. But in the words of Dr. Charles Jarvis, one of the great ...
Too Much Thinking Syndrome -- Leigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant
Too Much Thinking Medical researchers have not yet identified it, but I'm sure I have a disease called Too Much Thinking Syndrome or TMTS. The symptoms are easy to identify: no matter what ...
Learning From Mistakes: Terrible Superhero Costumes -- Jordan Marston
If you are getting ready for Hallowe’en or just getting dressed in the morning, here are a few terrible superhero costumes that can teach us all a valuable lesson. 1. The Falcon The Falcon, Captain ...
Those Pants Won't Dance -- Bridgitte Williams
I was shopping with a friend the other day and saw some nice dress pants that I really liked. I hurried over to the rack to find my size and held them up proudly for her approval. I was not prepared ...
Monstrous Trivia -- Deanna Mascle
1. The Abominable Snowman, Yeti, Bigfoot, and Sasquatch appear in one form or another in which epics? A. Ancient Sumaria epic B. Russian literature C. Anglo-Saxon literature D. Greek mythology E. All ...
The Pepperoni Conspiracy -- Patricia Nordman
One long night while investigating a San Diego psychiatric hospital for medical insurance fraud, dozens of FBI agents had worked up an appetite. So an agent called a nearby pizza parlor for delivery. ...
Code of Ethical Patient Behavior -- Patricia Nordman
1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES. Your doctor ...
When Your Feeling As Old As The Adage -- Leeuna Foster
I'm nearly as old as the adage, "you're only as old as you feel". Well, that's how I felt this morning, anyway. I started out the day feeling quite ancient. Like maybe I should go look at ...
Top 10 Ways To Fail Your Driving Test -- Kevin Gallen
1) Challenge the instructor to a drag race at Deadmans Curve after the test finishes 2) Insist on playing your own mix tape really loudly while driving 3) Rev the engine and beep the horn furiously ...
For Parents Weary of the Green -- Mary Fagan
Throughout the process of teaching our children about personal finance, parents have the opportunity to learn even more about saving money than the children. To protect yourself from the erosion of ...
Riddles That Make You Smile -- Steve Gillman
Most riddles are a form of lateral-thinking puzzle. To get them, you have to move laterally in your mind, away from the expected line of thought. This is especially true of funny riddles. What did ...
Humor Helps Us All to Cope With the Aging Process -- Jerry Aragon
Time has flown by so fast for me, that I worry about it! Now, in my early 60's, it just seems like yesterday, that I was in the Air Force (on our side), and I was sitting around with some friends ...
Beware Of The Clergy! -- Andrew Routledge
Years ago I spent a lot of my time working as a wedding photographer. It never ceased to amaze me the type of things that you get to see at weddings when you are neatly hidden away behind the camera. ...
Fear or No Fear? -- Pam Sekula
It is your choice, is it not? The choice you have made after a process of consideration and thought-full deliberation. A choice that is correct and fitting for who you are, what you know, and what ...
How Much Do You Know About Halloween? -- S. Roberts
How much do you know about the spooky holiday of Halloween? As you probably know, Halloween is celebrated on the 31st October and the name Halloween descends from the old name Hallows Eve, the night ...
Online Hype Is Getting Funnier -- Richard Wall
I am getting more and more 'be-a-millionaire-in-6-weeks' emails in my inbox. The Internet makes MLM hype travel faster; at least it's funnier than it used to be. I feel ready for another ...
5 Reasons Why You Should Immediately Quit Your Day Job -- Timothy Ward
Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master at ...
Funny Videos- Why Funny Videos Are So Popular? -- CD Mohatta
Small video clips that evoke immediate laugher are becoming a rage on the Internet. People are creating and uploading their own humor. Everybody is downloading these videos. Why are funny videos such ...
5 Funny Love Poems -- Art Hill
Funny Love Poems When most people think of love poems, they think of serious and soulful expressions of passion. Long sonnets by Shakespeare or romantic poems by Browning and Lord Byron are the norm ...
What You Need To Know To Become A Comedian -- David Fishman
People say you’re funny. You’re always making people laugh. It’s something you enjoy doing and when people laugh it is the ultimate reward. You fell like you understand comedy, and now you want to ...
Halloween Tricks for Trick or Treaters -- Suie Roberts
Want play a trick on those, Trick or Treating rascals that call on your house this Halloween? We have the perfect Trick or Treat, treat - Chocolate covered brussel sprouts! We all know how much ...
Inspirational and Humorous Thoughts on Life -- Bruno Baceli
Life is the great mystery for you and me. Frankly, it can get a bit complex, but at least there is reassurance in the fact few seem to have figured it out. Inspirational and Humorous Thoughts on Life ...
10 Second Classics -- Jerie
Originally printed in the North Grenville Newsletter, September 2006 10 Second Classics By: Jerie Shaw It is almost inevitable that any September issue of a youth page will include the word. It's ...
How To Be A Modern-Day Fictional Heroine -- Laurel Osterkamp
It used to be so easy. All you needed was a thick mane of tousled auburn locks, high cheekbones and a determined little chin; add an ounce of determination and an event from your past that haunts you ...
August Arcana -- Deanna Mascle
1. Although it is the eighth months in the Gregorian Calendar, August was originally what month in the Roman Calendar? A. Sixth B. Seventh C. Eighth D. Ninth A. Sixth TOPICS: It was originally known ...
Experts Use Ten Simple Concepts: #5; Have a Conversion Experience -- Drew Kittinger
An expert is useless unless he or she is credible. Credibility comes through any number of ways, none of which actually have to be based on reality. Once again, perception is King. I said that ...
How To Marry A Wealthy Guy -- Ailsa Forshaw
How To Marry A Wealthy Guy (or Girl... Or at least Make Sure they're a Good Money Manager!! ha,ha!) Here are some little tips so you can at least spot a wealthy (or soon-to-be-wealthy) guy: 1. If ...
Wonderful Neck Tie Jokes -- Olivia Andrews
Here are some interesting tie jokes that shall make you laugh definitely. 1. A man gets a new neck tie for his birthday but within a few days he takes it back to the shop. The salesperson at the shop ...
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